I believe that so many people in the kingdom of nerd are single...not exactly by choice, but ...perhaps because they are smart enough to be choosy. I have decided to help out my fellow nerdletts and create a list of questions...a flowchart if you will...to make the weeding out easy and effective. Apply my foolproof method, and you'll know by the end of the list whether you are compatible, or you are like a Linux system trying to load a Windows program...more trouble than it's worth...
Here is a list of nerd questions to ask any potential significant others...(and save yourself some future headache or heartache)
1. Which is your favorite Star Wars film?
If the answer is..."I've never seen it" walk away...you're done...
2. Van Halen or David Lee Roth?
If the answer is "who?" they are too young...
3. Can you tell me how to get to sesame street?
This is a trick question...If they attempt to answer, they are obviously a terrorist...
4. Who is your favorite doctor?
If you get a strange look, walk away...you're done...
5. What would you name your pet dragon?
...If any form of the answer "dragons aren't real" crosses their lips, it wasn't meant to be.
6. DC or Marvel?
This could go either way, but you are looking for a serious opinion here. If they don't read comics, how did they make it this far down the list?
7. Edison or Tesla?
If the answer is 'Edison' or 'Who?' They don't know enough about science...Edison stole Tesla's work..duh...
8. Einstein or Hawking?
This could go either way, as well.... but you better agree on the answer because they oppose each other's ideas...
***If they have managed to make it this far, you can move on to the BONUS ROUND:
9. How do you feel about anime'?
If the answer is "I don't like it", walk away....You don't need that kind of negativity in your life...If they say yes...use the following side question:
^ ^ How do you feel about the Avatar movie?
If the answer involves blue aliens, they fail automatically....
10. Who is the best Star Trek captain?
This is another trick question to see if they can name any.... If they can't, .....seriously....How did they make it this far?
Okay...Provided the person passed all of those questions, They only have one more.....
***What are your feelings on cosplay? if they say 'favorable', you have a date to Comic-con! Brown chicken, brown cow!
Hope this gives you hand...(or at least a laugh!)
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